10. THOU SHALT NOT drive over thy neighbors lawn,
nor pee in his bushes.
9. THOU SHALT NOT do bar fights,
or harbor evil thoughts about stupid people.
8. THOU SHALT NOT drink someone else's beer,
while they visit the restroom.
7. THOU SHALT NOT chase your neighbors wife,
if his daughter is better.
6. THOU SHALT NOT kill your bartender,
less he refuses to serve you.
5. HONOR THY designated driver, pay him well,
keep him happy, buy him presents.
4. REMEMBER the Sabbath, and toast often
to the attitude adjustment gods.
3. THOU SHALT NOT EVER fall asleep at the bar,
or pass out in the restroom.
2. THOU SHALT NOT use the name of Betty Ford in vain,
while drunk, or even while sober.
1. THOU SHALT NEVER make fun of another,
as he worships the PORCELAIN GOD !
PENANCE for your sins will be determined by you. I used to be in charge of that,
but have decided we are always harder on ourselves, and that would be better.
CONFESSION details will be announced soon.
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